Saturday, July 3, 2010

wat


Well Good EFFING Morning Amman!
(more excited rather than angry)


Amman is just pushing limits of luxury in order to survive everyday.
I guess that's how it comes up.

"what good business can we start for cheap?"
"well cheap means we don't actually have a place"
"yeah, so delivery, what is there that doesn't get delivered in Amman?"
"well ta7seen, I'm glad you asked; coffee. Don't you hate waking up, being the spoilt brat that you are, and not having your coffee ready? so you put on your wifebeater shirt and beat yourself since you're so god damn lazy that you can't make your own instant coffee in 2 seconds? We have the solution for you! WAIT EVEN LONGER AND HAVE SOME OVER-PRICED COFFEE IN THE MORNING BEFORE WASHING THE DRIED SAND/CUM OFF THE CORNERES OF YOUR MOUTH! Yes you heard me; MOAR OVER-PRICED COFFEE! People are gonna be so JEALOUS of your over-priced coffee, they're gonna buy a new car!"



What- ...? I don't even-

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